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Thursday, March 9, 2017

The Inspire Me Tag


Back in January, my lovely friend Karyssa @ No Coffee, No Can Do nominated me for The Inspire Me Tag (which was created by Hannah @ Ink Blots and Coffee Stains). Thank you, Karyssa! Before you get too excited, though, be advised that this post is a discussion of what inspires me, not, in fact, an exploration of how I manage to be such an inspiring (and wonderful and amazing and humble) person. I know you’re disappointed, but please don’t cry. 

The rules are thus and such: 

1) Include these rules in your fabulously-written post. 

2) Smile and twirl in a circle and look at your favorite inspiring thing (while trying not to fall over because now you’re dizzy) as you prepare yourself for the wisdom I’m about to impart to you. 

3) Thank your gorgeous, lovely tagger. 

4) Tag however many bloggers you please. 

5) Have fun, be honest (we’ll know if you’re not), and answer all the questions (feel free to add some of your own!). 


1. What is one of the most inspiring things for you? 

Coffee. 

Bet you never saw that answer coming. 

Naturally, I’ve already discussed this multiple times, but you can never talk about coffee too much. 

The long and short of it is this: caffeine doesn’t make me feel more awake, but it does focus my mind. The biggest reason I drink coffee is the flavor—a comforting mixture of nostalgia and possibilities—that gets me right into the writing mood. Sometimes, when I get an especially good coffee (or when I get any sort of coffee after craving it long enough), I will almost start crying because it’s so beautiful. #sorrynotsorry. 


2. Where do you look for inspiration? 

I refer you to the above. 

Beyond the magic that is coffee, I also find inspiration in all sorts of places. Sometimes when I’m reading, I have to keep putting my book down so I can take notes, because even the smallest thing will get my mind going. Graveyards and rainy days and all things macabre and morbid catch my fancy as well. I like bog boardwalks and early mornings and velvety nights. History and science also give me ideas. Abandoned buildings, damaged street signs, cracked sidewalks, lonely porch swings—the list goes on. 


3. When and where does inspiration tend to hit you? 

Anywhere, anytime. Inspiration comes most often when I am calm, quiet, and slightly melencholic—I call this my writing mood and it’s more common early in the morning and late at night. Other times, it comes to me when I’m washing dishes or working my custodial job or showering or doing any other ask where it’s difficult/impossible to take notes. Usually, though, I have to hunt down inspiration and drag it back kicking and screaming. 


4. What’s the first thing you do when inspiration strikes? 

If I’m in a position where I can write down my thoughts, I’ll take the time to flesh them out a little. If not, I’ll chant the idea over and over in my head until I have, hopefully, memorized it. (This works about 75% of the time.) 


5. What’s the most inspiring book/song/website/etc. you’ve found? 

I’m going to cheat here and say anything by Ray Bradbury. 


6. What’s one piece of advice you would give to people struggling for inspiration? 

Cue cynical Liz time. 

Inspiration isn’t the silver bullet that will make your book a success or even just a finished product. Sometimes the stuff you write under the influence of inspiration isn’t even as good as the stuff you have to struggle to get down. It can be tempting to rely on inspiration and forget that writing is, first and foremost, work, and no amount of inspiration will do your work for you. I say this, not to rain on your parade, but because I really wish I had had this hammered into my head when I was a younger writer. I wasted so much time assuming writing was going to be an easy journey, and when inspiration failed to visit me, I thought it meant I had hit a dead end and needed to start over rather than power through. 

That being said, there is nothing wrong with inspiration, and if you really need a little extra oomph (because who doesn’t want that?), remember that it typically comes when you least expect it and when you’re not actively looking for it. Try exercising or doing some mundane, mindless task. Flip through your favorite novels and remind yourself of the small things that made you like them. Go somewhere with the kind of atmopshere you hope to recreate in your writing. Dive into nostalgia (for me, that primarily means brewing coffee). And then remember that sometimes you have to dig in and get word goop up to your elbows before inspiration decides to visit (that whole “if you build it, he will come” idea). 


I hereby tag Aimee, Ashley, CaitKatieVictoria, and Victoria


What about you, my little coffee beans? What are some of your main sources of inspiration?

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

The Zombie Apocalypse Tag


A little while ago, the esteemed Alexa @ Summer Snowflakes tagged me for the Zombie Apocalypse Tag, which is exciting, because I’m zombie trash. Thank you, Alexa! 

The Rules 

Pick five books—favorites or random, but make sure you know the characters. (I’m cheating on this one, because I couldn’t narrow it down to just five books. So I’ve included two additional categories. You don’t have to do these if you don’t want to.) 

Write the names of the books on strips of paper. 

Draw one piece randomly for it to be your book/choice. 

Open to a random page and use the first name you see to answer question #1. 

Use the same book for question #2, but turn to a different page. 

Repeat steps 2-5 till you’ve answered all the questions.


DIVERGENT


First person to die // Christina

It seems rather unlikely that this would be the case. Maybe we’re talking about pre-initiation Christina here? Or maybe she only pretends to die. Because reasons. 


The Person you trip to get away from the zombies // Uriah

Well as they say, all’s fair in love and the zombie apocalypse. Sorry, Uriah. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that I don’t fancy getting eaten alive, and I guess you were in my way. I’m sure you understand. 


SENSE AND SENSIBILITY


The first person to turn into a zombie // Edward

This doesn’t come as a huge surprise. Despite his many good qualities, he doesn’t strike me as the most robust, outdoorsy person ever. He’s such a proper guy, he probably ends up getting bitten by a lady zombie because he’s too gentlemanly to axe her in the face. It happens. 


The person that trips you to get away from the zombies // Colonel Brandon

Now this one I did not see coming. Was this a tactic he learned in military training? Totally unfair. I would NEVER do something like that. *discreetly shoots Uriah zombie* Never.


CINDER


The idiot of the team // Peony

I’m assuming that by calling her the idiot of the team, you’re implying she does something stupid that gets us all killed. I’d be mad, but she’s too cute. I guess we’ll just have to let this one slide. 

*forgiving zombie noises*


The brains of the team // Kai

Ha. Ahaha. Ahahahaha. 

That was me laughing. 

Okay, so Kai isn’t stupid. But he’s easily flustered and easily thrown off his game. If we’re going to be picking the brains of the team (get it, because zombies eat brains? I’m so funny), we should really go with Cinder. Because then if she gets slowed down running away from the zombies, and they end up chewing on her metal leg, she’ll be fine. 

Kai, on the other hand…


DAUGHTER OF SMOKE AND BONE


The team’s medic // Karou

Considering Karou’s job in DAYS OF BLOOD AND STARLIGHT and DREAMS OF GODS AND MONSTERS, this one isn’t too far off base. This would be a great arrangement. As we all get chewed up by zombies, she can kill us before we turn, collect our souls, and make shiny new bodies for us. Personally, I would like a body with wings, so I can fly away from my undead problems. 

Someone bring me some anesthesia and a biter. 


The weapons expert // Akiva

Well, he’s got wings and military experience, so he’s not the worst guy for the job. But since he’s not too familiar with human weapons, I’m not convinced he's the best option, either. 


TWILIGHT


The Brawler // Jess

*laughs for exactly eight hours and thirty-seven minutes*

Yeah, no, not happening. She has zero skills and zero knowledge. We are literally all going to die. (But I guess Peony already saw to that.) 

Someone please get Emmett. 


The Team Captain // Jasper

See, I’d be down for that. Not only does he have an exceptionally pretty face, he’s also had military experience. This dude’s been through some rough stuff. And what WOULD happen if a zombie were to bite a vampire? This is something I really need to know. 

WOULD WE HAVE ZOMBIE VAMPIRES? IS THAT EVEN A THING? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME. *hyperventilates*


PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES


[My Addition] The one who goes insane // Mr. Bennet

See, I wouldn’t have pegged Mr. Bennet as the type who’d go insane, although the PP&Z version does seem a little more erratic. But it would be hilarious if he went insane and Mrs. Bennet started acting like a normal, rational person. I'm not complaining. 


[My Addition] The one who keeps a pet zombie (for science) // Elizabeth

Why yes, I would do that. I mean, she would do that. For science. It’s important to learn as much as possible about your opponents, so you can best know how to beat them. Maybe she could even find a cure. I applaud my Elizabeth’s sound tactics. 


And there you have it, the Zombie Apocalypse Tag. I hereby infect nominate:



What about you, my little coffee beans? Which characters would you trust in the event of the zombie apocalypse? Which characters would you trip? If the zombie apocalypse were to happen, how long do you think you'd survive, and what would be your game plan? 

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Book Sacrifice Tag

No books were harmed in the making of this picture. 


The esteemed TT @ introtoblurb tagged me for The Book Sacrifice Tag earlier this month. As luck would have it, I’ve been eyeing this tag for a while, so now I have a proper excuse to do it. Thank you, TT! 

Before we get started, please remember that if you people like any of the books I mention here, that’s wonderful. More power to you. They just weren’t for me. (And if you're interested in more of my negative bookish opinions, you should check out this post.) 


An Over-Hyped Book

Situation: You are in a bookstore when zombies attack. Over the loudspeaker, you hear the military informing you that over-hyped books are the zombies' only weakness. What over-hyped book will you chuck at the zombies? (And remember, no body shots. Head shots only. Come on, you’ve seen The Walking Dead—you know how this works.) 


I would rush right over to the Veronica Rossi section, grab INTO THE STILL BLUE along with the first two books in the UNDER THE NEVER SKY trilogy, and start winging copies right at those bad boys. 

A large part of me wanted to love these books, because I really was interested in the premise and the story world. Unfortunately, the execution failed to capture me and I couldn’t connect with any of the characters. 

However, I think this tactic could be problematic, as the books in the UNDER THE NEVER SKY trilogy aren’t thick, and they’re mostly sold in paperback now. Maybe I should go for the dictionary—millions of people own at least one copy (so, you know, lot’s of hype), but I don’t sit around reading the dictionary in my spare time (although I used to). Plus dictionaries have more heft, so they would do a better job at knocking off zombie heads. 

Sorry, I got excited. Moving on. 


A Sequel

Situation: You are caught in a torrential downpour, and you’re probably the type who melts when you get wet. What sequel are you willing to use as an umbrella to protect yourself? 


*climbs on stage **taps mic* *clears throat* Attention everyone. Today we’re going to talk about how disappointed I was with THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN, the third book in the LAST SURVIVORS quartet. By extension, I wasn’t a huge fan of the fourth book, THE SHADE OF THE MOON, mainly because of a certain elucidation by a certain character about a certain thing he did in THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN. So, while I would mourn the pretty covers, as well as ruining my complete set, I would use them both simultaneously to provide maximum protection from the rain. 


A Classic

Situation: You’re in English class and your professor won’t stop going on about a classic that "revolutionized literature". Personally, you think that classic is garbage, and you decide to express your opposing opinion by hurling it at his head. What classic is that? 


I don’t feel particularly malicious toward THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE-DAME, but it also made me want to go to sleep. The plot felt poorly constructed, and the ending lacked the emotional punch it needed. It was frustrating when Victor Hugo got distracted by bunny trails, like the time he left off at somewhat of a stressful moment to talk for fifty or so pages about the old architecture in Paris. *sad face* If I’m going to learn about architecture, I want something with pictures so I know what we’re talking about. I also want all architectural discussions to refrain from interfering just when I’m getting interested in a work of fiction. Is that too much to ask? 

(Before you break out the tar and feathers, yes, I understand Victor Hugo wrote this book to draw attention to the architecture that was being lost. But I have fallen in love with story worlds before, and I needed far less nitty gritty description to do so. Furthermore, it is my understanding that Hugo didn’t edit this novel, which is probably why it reads like a rough draft. I don’t like reading my rough drafts. Why would I want to read someone else’s unless  I'm planning to offer feedback?) 

All that being said, the story had potential, but I wasn't a fan of what he did with it. (I did, however, like the Disney version, as far as I can remember.) 



A Least Favorite Book

Situation: You’re hanging out at a bookstore (where else would you be?) when global warming somehow manages to turn the world into a frozen wasteland. Naturally, your only hope of survival is to burn a book. Which book would you not regret tossing onto the fire? 


As much as I don’t like being a negative reader, there are multiple titles I could list here. Multiple, I tell you. But for the sake of brevity, we’re just going to go with THE GAP OF TIME, which I reviewed a little while back. I actually got angry while reading it, and books don’t usually inspire feelings of anger in me, even if I dislike them. However, before I toss THE GAP OF TIME into the flames, I would rip out the first chapter and keep it, because I did like that part. 


Well, that was fun. Now for the victims tributes nominees. I hereby tag: 


If I tagged you but if you don’t want to do this, you’re off the hook. Likewise, if I haven’t tagged you but you really want to do it, go for it (and remember to drop a link in the comments so I can read your post). 


What about you, my little coffee beans? What are some books you would be willing to sacrifice to various natural disasters/apocalyptic situations? Have you ever sacrificed a book to the elements before? 

Monday, July 25, 2016

The Ben & Jerry's Book Tag


A little while back, TT @ Intro to Blurb graciously tagged me for the Ben & Jerry’s Book Tag, and since I’m literally eating ice cream right now, I can’t think of a more fitting time to hop to it. Thank you, TT! 


Vanilla Caramel Fudge:
Pick a light and fluffy contemporary


Rainbow Rowell’s KINDRED SPIRITS is more of a short story really, but I don’t read many contemporaries, and very few of the ones I read could be classified as light and fluffy, so I’m just going to go with it. KINDRED SPIRITS follows Elena, a die-hard STAR WARS fan, as she spends four days waiting in line for the premier of THE FORCE AWAKENS. It’s simple, light, nerdy, and fun. If you can get your hands on a copy, it’s well worth the read. 


Mint Chocolate Cookie: 
A new release you wish everyone would read


I’m generally a little late in getting to new releases, so the most recent new release I’ve read and enjoyed would be Stefan Bachmann’s A DROP OF NIGHT, which came out in March. It’s a cool and creepy mix of contemporary, historical, and magical realism. You can find my mini review here


Cherry Garcia: 
An ending that was bitter-sweet


I’m going to hop over to my classics shelf and pick TARZAN OF THE APES, by Edgar Rice Burroughs. I’m hoping to reread this book within the next few months, because it’s amazing (as far as I recall). The ending, as much as it could be seen as a victory from one angle, is also homesick and somewhat tragic. You can find my spoilery review here


Strawberry Shortcake: 
A book containing your OTP of OTPs 

See, here’s the thing about me and one true pairings. I am not a romantic person. Of course I have strong views on love, and of course I still root for certain characters to fall in love at times. But I don’t keep a giant list in my head, so it’s hard to determine which ship is most important to me, if you catch my drift. I also have a thing for unrequited love in literature, so…


After much deliberation, I have decided to pick Captain Wentworth and Jane Elliot from Jane Austen’s PERSUASION. Seven years or so before the beginning of the story, Jane cut off her engagement with Captain Wentworth for monetary reasons, a decision she has regretted ever since. In the time that has passed, Wentworth has made his fortune and has returned, ready to find a wife and settle down. But while Jane wants him back, she is not sure if—after years of separation, miscommunication, and hurt feelings—he still loves her. 


Milk and Cookies: 
Two authors that, if they collaborated, would go perfectly together

Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff.

They’ve already collaborated, and the resulting book is indeed splendid. Voila. 


I rest my case. 

Wait, you mean you wanted a collaboration that hasn’t happened yet? 

Right. Let me think for a moment, then. 

Okay, so I was going to be clever and pick a pair of authors whose strengths and weaknesses would complement each other. But let’s be honest, I love Nova Ren Suma and Kendare Blake’s writing, because IMAGINARY GIRLS, 17 & GONE, and ANNA DRESSED IN BLOOD are delightfully creepy and atmospheric. Just imagine what these two talents could achieve together. 


Boston Cream Pie:
A book that had you turning the pages late at night


Story time: When I was a youngling, newly in love with R.D. Blackmore’s LORNA DOONE, I somehow came under the mistaken impression that I had one of the few remaining copies in existence and that it would eventually go entirely out of print. I panicked, since what would I do if my lovely 100-year-old edition somehow died? Accidents happen. Naturally, I began the long, arduous process of copying the book out by hand and then typing it up on my computer so it wouldn’t be lost to the ravages of time. As you do. I even had the idea of including stills from the movie to create my own personalized, illustrated edition. But after many long nights of copying, with very little progress to show from my work, I realized the error of my ways and, instead, asked for another copy for Christmas, which I received. Now I own an old copy, a new copy, and a digital copy. And I don’t think it’s going out of print any time soon. No, I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. *hides* 


Chocolate Therapy:
A book that makes you feel better after a long day of life

There are so many titles I could list here. So many, I tell you. So many. Asking me to pick just one is cruel and unreasonable punishment of the sort banned by the Geneva Convention. *whimpers* And I’m such a delicate flower. I shall try to be strong, though, in the face of these great trials and—

Nope. Too difficult. I will just have to give you a list: 














I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. I have a lot of favorites, for multiple reasons, and they’re all nostalgic and comforting. 


Coffee, Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz: 
A book (not yet released) that you can’t wait to get your hands on

I could unfurl another lengthy list of titles I want on my shelf, but I believe I have learned my lesson, so I will give you only three. 

  


Well, now that I’m done eating my ice cream, I suppose it’s time to wrap up this tag and move on to other things. Thank you for joining me on this delicious journey. Since I don’t want to exclude any ice cream lover, I hereby tag everyone. *flings confetti* 


And that’s it for today, my little coffee beans. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? (Mine is Mint Chocolate Chip, most any brand.) What are some new bookish releases you enjoyed/are excited for? What are some books that make you feel better after a long day? Have you ever done any crazy, book-related things?

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

The Power of Words Tag


The estimable Heather @ Sometimes I’m a Story tagged me for this lovely thingumabob, for which I am eternally grateful. Thank you, Heather! Here, have a coffee. 


The rules follow thusly: 

Thank the person who nominated you and link to their blog. (Or I will shun you and take away your coffee for being an ungrateful little bean. Try me, I dare you.) 

Answer the original six text-themed questions. (I will also be answering the bonus questions as well, because I am a rebel.)

Add a typography/word-related question of your own for those tagged to answer. (Or I will hunt you down and tickle you until you come up with something.) 

Tag six or more bloggers and let them know. (Psshh, I make my own rules.)

Include these rules in your post. (Make me.)


What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Okay, fine, I'll tell you. Lowercase "l", because it looks a bit like 1, which is one of my favorite numbers. This has nothing at all to do with the fact that my nickname begins with an "l". 



What are three words you love?

Lamborghini // Lullaby // Masquerade



What are three words you hate?

Seductive // Clammy // Cesspool (Especially when you string them together.)



If you were to create a word, what would it be, and what would it describe?

Shodastaidinbd (see if you can figure out the correct pronunciation), a temporary state of being in which a person suddenly becomes overly clumsy and/or loses all ability to sound/behave like an intelligent member of society. 



What are your three favorite punctuation marks?

. — /



What are your three favorite fonts?

Times New Roman // Trebuchet MS // Cochin



Bonus Question: If you could change the way one word sounded, which would it be, and how would it sound?

I would make it so that the word “woman” was actually pronounced “majestic warrior queen”.



Bonus Question: Do you know of a word that looks better than it sounds?

Psychopath



Heather’s Question: What are three words you mispronounced when you first read them aloud because you’d only ever read them before? 

Aphrodite // Inevitable // Envelop



And here is my question for the lovely humans I shall tag: What are three words you used incorrectly in your youth (youth being anywhere from a week to eighty years ago, give or take)? 


I’m only tagging three people today, because I feel like I’ve been tagging a ton of people lately, and also because I am a miser. But if I haven’t tagged you, and you would like to do the tag nonetheless, tough luck. *coughs* I mean, please, help yourself. By all means.  

I hereby tag:

Alexa // Tessa // Ashley 



What about you, my little coffee beans? What are some of your favorite and least favorite words? What is your favorite letter? What is your social security number? (Don’t answer that.)

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

The Bookshelf Tour Tag // Original Tag



Last year, I was nominated for the Bookshelf Tag, and I had a lot of fun answering the questions. But recently I’ve been wanting to answer more bookshelf-related questions, so I decided to go ahead and create a tag of my own. Voila. 


A short but powerful book



This isn’t a particularly happy story, or even one that made a whole lot of sense to people. But there’s also something deep and moving about it—in a painful, meaningless sort of way—and when it’s performed in theaters, it’s a great way to troll audiences. 


A good, long book



While GONE WITH THE WIND was not the easiest story to get through, mainly because Scarlett started to wear on me, it is also well-written and insightful. If you especially like sweeping historicals with selfish heroines and intrigue, then this book will be right up your alley. 


Favorite classic (on your shelf) 



I have a tiny obsession with books about vampires (you may have noticed this, if you've been following me on Goodreads), particularly books that deal with the morality issues surrounding vampirism. I think there’s a whole lot of room in this sub-genre for deep philosophical and metaphorical thought. But despite the many vampire stories I’ve devoured, DRACULA remains my favorite. 


A relatively obscure book



I haven’t read this book yet, but I’m hoping to within the next few months. My friend recommended it to me when we were shopping for used books, and since she has good taste in literature, I decided to buy a copy. Apparently it deals with a priest trying to find meaning behind the deaths of five people, which sounds like something right up my alley. 


An underrated book



IMAGINARY GIRLS isn’t for everyone, as evinced by all the negative reviews out there, but I absolutely loved it, and I shall continue to thrust it in your faces until the end of time (or, you know, until you get super annoyed and leave). 


An overrated book



I haven’t read many good reviews for this one, but it has a 4.17 star review on Goodreads. Unfortunately, I was rather disappointed by it, and only gave it two stars. *sad face* I just felt that it didn’t make for a strong trilogy conclusion. 


Most reread book



I think I’ve read this book at least ten times (although I’ve only read the copy I own once). 


Of all the books you own, how many have you not read? (An approximation will suffice.)

What an awful question. Who thought of it? Oh right, me. *nervous laugh* 

Since I don’t have all my books with me at the moment, I’ll just have to guesstimate that, out of the 600 or so books I own, I have yet to read about 300 of them. But while in some bookish circles having this many unread books is a mark of shame, I try to stay excited about this number because, if the apocalypse happened and I was never able to reach a bookstore again, I would still have a lot of new material to devour. 


A book you haven’t read



I already asked how many books you haven’t read, I know. But now it’s time to get specific. Out of all the books languishing on your shelves, surely at least one sticks out to you. What book has been nagging you to read it for ages? I want to know. 

Mine is A TALE OF TWO CASTLES. I’ve owned it for about five or six years now, and my sister has even read it. I love the author, I love the idea of the story, and I’ve been wanting to pick it up forever. But for some reason, I just haven’t. Maybe this year I will bite the bullet. 


A short story collection 



I’ve discussed some of my short story collections on this blog before, including A PLEASURE TO BURN. But I’m going to feature it again, because I can, and because you need to read it. (Pretty please.) It’s like extra-delicious, literary ice cream for your brain, but healthier. 

Enjoy that mental image.


A non-fiction book



I own two copies of this book because I love it so much. *eyebrows raise around the room* But before you judge me, let me just say that I don’t espouse Machiavelli’s views on government. I do, however, find them useful for writing villainous power figures. And if we’re talking disturbing political ideas and the lesser of two evils, let’s just say I prefer Machiavelli’s notions over Sir Thomas More’s suggestions in UTOPIA. But that’s a matter for another post. 


A book (physical copy, not the story itself) that has an interesting story behind it



You may recall a certain blog post where I talked about the day my pastor got stabbed. In it, I mentioned spilling coffee on one of my nicest books. To give you a little more detail, I had brought my really nice copy of HOLLOW CITY into church with me that Monday, because I was going to hang out there all day, and I needed something to read during my breaks from writing (my sister works at the church, so sometimes I write there, for a change of scenery). Something told me I shouldn’t bring HOLLOW CITY with me, because I was worried I would damage it somehow, but I really wanted to read it that day, and I am stubborn and often ignore the little warnings in my head (always to my detriment). 

Anyway, we had to evacuate the building after the stabbing because information was slow in coming and there was some concern that the man who attacked my pastor would show up at the church. In my hurry to get out, I had just grabbed up all my stuff, and I hadn’t made sure my book bag (with HOLLOW CITY in it) was safely on my shoulder. As I was speed-walking, it slipped down to my elbow, and when I reached to fix it, coffee splashed out of my thermos (this gross, Keurig coffee that I had decided not to drink and had been too lazy to dump out earlier, even though I had told myself that it was a spill hazard waiting to happen). 

Long story short, I tried to ignore the coffee stains on my book, because it’s just a book, and it’s just coffee, and all that. But I don’t deal well with damaged books on the best of days, and I especially didn’t like looking at the stains and remembering, every time I saw them, the awful way I felt that day. (To help you understand this, I already have PTSD, and needing to evacuate the building tapped into that. For more information, I refer you to this post.) I mentioned the stain to my sister, and she was super nice and bought me a new copy, just like that (and took my original copy off my hands for me). So this story has a happy ending, because my pastor is okay, and I don’t have to stare at the coffee stains and remember the hours when I wasn’t sure he was going to make it. 

I still haven’t read HOLLOW CITY yet, but I hope to tackle it soon. 

The moral of this story is three-fold. Keurig coffee is evil incarnate. Maybe don’t bring one of your nicest books with you when you’re going out. And I should really listen to the warning bells in my brain. 



And that’s it for the tag. Now for the nominees. Since this is an original tag, I’m just going to go ahead and name everyone I can think of (sorry in advance if I forget you—it’s nothing personal, just me being scatter-brained). If I’ve tagged you, and you don’t want to participate, that’s fine—you are by no means required to do this tag. Similarly, if I haven’t named you and you would like to participate, please do so and drop me a link in the comments so I can read your post. 



What about you, little coffee beans? Do you like the classics? Have you ever spilled coffee on a book?

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

And the Truth Comes Out


Last week, I shared with you five truths and four lies, and I had you guess which “facts” were true and which were false. (If you haven’t read that post yet, I recommend you do so before continuing with this one.) I thoroughly enjoyed reading your guesses. And now it’s time to provide the promised answers. 


1) I’m probably hiding in your closet right now. You got me. This one was a lie. Or was it? *evil laugh* But seriously, how many of you compulsively checked your closets even though you knew I was lying? (Because I totally checked mine.) 

2) I don’t suffer from caffeine-withdrawal headaches when I go without coffee. This one is actually true. The only caffeine-related headaches I get, that I’m aware of, are ones from drinking too much caffeine. (Admittedly, I do have frequent headaches—ranging from low-level to migraine—but I haven’t noticed a direct correlation between the times I get headaches and the times I go without coffee.) Every few months or so, I go off coffee for about a week, because it always tastes better after a break, and I don’t experience an uptick in headaches. I don’t know if my periodic breaks have any bearing on my lack of withdrawal issues, or if I physically can’t get addicted to caffeine. *shrugs* I’m still waiting for Marvel to realize this gives me Avenger potential. *sits and waits by the phone* 

3) I am ambivalent about Nate Ruess’ singing abilities. This was a dirty, rotten lie, and it hurt me to type it. Here, have a link to a brilliant example of why I love Nate Ruess’ singing. And here, have another one for good measure. I was a little surprised that not many of you have heard of him, but looking back, I should probably have linked to some of his music so you could get an idea of his singing voice (as I am doing now). My bad. I should probably have also specified that he’s the lead singer of Fun., for those of you who don’t know band members by name. (He also has a solo album.) 

4) I love Panic! at the Disco. This was a lie. *hangs head* I’ve tried to get into P!ATD multiple times, and it stands to reason that I should love their style because it has a lot of the elements that I normally go for in music, and because I tend to like the kind of musicians (like Nate Ruess) signed by their record label, Fueled By Ramen. But I just don’t, and I’m not exactly sure why. *hides from rabid fans* 

5) My favorite numbers are one and eleven. This is true. I have a super secret reason for these being my favorite numbers. Obviously I will never tell you that super secret reason, because then it wouldn’t be super secret anymore (logic, I know). But it’s fun to rub it’s super-secretiveness in your face. 

6) I love reading the classics. This is also true. I grew up on the classics, and I’m still in love with them. I haven’t read nearly as many as I would like to, and there are so many I want to reread. SO MUCH READING. *runs around in circles* *has small meltdown* 

7) Chickens are my favorite kind of bird. Many of you thought this one was a lie, and I don’t blame you at all. Chickens are not known for their intelligence or beauty, and it appears I strike people as a more majestic-bird-loving type (which is quite a compliment, I think, so thank you), but it is in fact the truth. Normal people lose it around adorable puppies. I lose it around chickens. I just—they’re just— I love chickens. 

8) I am deathly afraid of spiders. This was actually a lie. But let me clarify before you peg me as a psychopath/not-very-nice person/public menace. I do not like spiders. I do not keep them as pets and give them names and cry when people kill them. I actually do have a soul. But I am not deathly afraid of them. I don't run away from them or freak out when one crosses my path. When I see spiders, my first instinct is to puke because they are revolting creatures with an unreasonable number of legs, and my next instinct is to kill, kill, kill. Approximately 2.5 seconds after I see a given spider, I have taken care of it and disposed of the body. Killing spiders gives me joy. Some people get high on drugs. I hunt out the dark corners of my room where spiders are likely to be hiding, and then I kill them all. Nothing beats that sort of high. Many try to flee, but none survive my wrath.  I am a hitman, a spider serial killer. Spiders fear me. *evil, slightly unbalanced laughter* *brandishes flamethrower*

9) In kindergarten, my fellow classmates frequently got upset with me for reading too quickly. This is actually true, and it’s part of the reason why my mother started homeschooling me in fourth grade. I only attended the last third/fourth (approximately) of kindergarten in America, and that was when the trouble started, and it was the same for first grade (not for second grade because I spent part of that in a missionary school in Africa, where I wasn't given any trouble, and part homeschooled), and third grade. My classmates weren’t all mean, but a lot of them complained that I read too quickly, or that I wrote too much for the writing assignments, or that I answered too many of the questions in class. (Peasants.) My various teachers also complained that I was reading too quickly and making the other kids feel bad. (Poor them.) I got picked on a lot, and I even got a couple hate notes.  (Side note: If you're going to send an anonymous hate note to someone you dislike for being smart, you might want to consider that they're smart enough to figure out who wrote the hate note. At least try to disguise your handwriting.) It’s been my experience that kids who try to do well in school don’t get much respect. It’s also been my experience that kids are a lot more cruel and messed-up than their parents are willing to admit. Not that I’m bitter or anything. *attacks school yearbook with  aforementioned flamethrower* 


And that is all for today, little coffee beans. Last month, I said that I would resume posting twice a week come May, but because I am going to be busy moving to a new apartment in May, and because I still haven’t caught up with blog reading and comment answering yet, I’m going to post only on Wednesdays until June (unless I start feeling like I have a lot of free time on my hands). Sorry. In the meantime, what is your favorite bird? Are you afraid of spiders? What is/are your favorite number(s)?